Play the upgraded version of rock, paper, scissors! Forget about that playground garbage. Cock, muff, bumhole is a more appropriate game for adults. Muff beats cock, cock beats bumhole, bumhole beats muff. Easy enough right? Start playing with this rude game t-shirt!
Our unisex aprons are ideal gifts, and great for wearing for cooking, gardening, or just when you want to keep your clothes clean!
At 60cm wide, and 87cm in total length, our aprons give a great amount of coverage. Plus, the fabric ties match the colour of the garment itself.
Material: 100% cotton twill
Weight: 240gsm
We offer a choice of the following delivery services:
Orders usually arrive within 5 working days, shipped with Royal Mail within UK
If you live outside the UK, delivery time may vary. All items are shipped Airmail