An old classic! Legends like this never die. You could say this is the one that started it all! Woe to those who sit to your left. Let's just hope they don't notice you're wearing this funny printed t-shirt.

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  Ask Me About My Beaver
  
  

  Beer O'Clock
  
  

  If I Throw A Stick Will You Go Away?
  
  

  I Have Too Many Bicycles
  
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  It Could Be Worse. You Could Be Dave
  
  

  This Is Not A Drill
  
  

  people say i'm childish but they all smell of poo and wee
  
  

  Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I've Got Alzheimers, Cheese On Toast
  
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  Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Too, Poetry Is Hard, Bacon.
  
  

  A Cup Of Tea Solves Everything
  
  

  There are two kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
  
  

  This Shirt Was Tested On Animals. It Didn't Fit.
  

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  in order to catch a bus, one must first think like a bus
  
  

  If a job's worth doing it's worth getting paid double-time for.
  
  

  Y.O.L.O You Obviously Love Owls
  
  

  I'm not being anti-social, i'm trying to bring myself down to your level of stupidity
  
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  Small Far Away
  
  

  Ready Fire Aim
  
  

  the bottom of my laptop is hotter than you
  
  

  Suicide Squad Goals
  
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  Be genital with me
  
  

  Pot
  
  

  Sandals And Socks Look Great Together - Said No One Ever
  
  

  Guess What I'm Thinking