Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  One Can Short
  
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  Don't Be Mean Flick Your Bean
  
  

  Are You Local?
  
  

  Business At The Front, Party At The Back!
  
  

  even my kindle is brighter than you
  

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  If a Man Says He'll Fix It, Then He Will
  
  

  Archbishop of Banterbury
  
  

  I Wish I Was A Unicorn So I could Stab Idiots With My Head
  
  

  I'm Running Low On Giving A Fuck
  
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  Smelly Cat
  
  

  Very Nice
  
  

  There's No "I" In Denial
  
  

  Buttpug
  
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  Average Joes Gym
  
  

  Bounty Hunter Hunters
  
  

  A Symbol For People With A Lisp
  
  

  Nice Bush