Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  UniDab
  
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  You Couldn't Handle Me, Even If I Came With Instructions
  
  

  It's All Cool
  
  

  Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Too, Poetry Is Hard, Bacon.
  
  

  Ice Hockey Heartbeat
  

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  List of Zombie Rules
  
  

  Witch Better Have My Money
  
  

  Chicken & Pussy
  
  

  I Tell Bad Chemistry Jokes Because All The Good Ones Argon
  
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  Maximum Effort
  
  

  Halfass Engineering
  
  

  I'll Stop Wearing Black When They Make A Darker Colour
  
  

  Tegridy Farms
  
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  I'm Having A Dino-Mite Day
  
  

  My Dog is Butt Ski Champ
  
  

  Pug Life
  
  

  And yet despite the look on my face you're still talking