Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  Tegridy Farms
  
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  Totes Amaze Balls
  
  

  Evolution Of Man Field Hockey
  
  

  I'm Not An Expert But I Have Watched A Number Of Online Tutorials
  
  

  Floral Ballet Shoes
  

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  I Don't Know How To Act My Age
  
  

  I Still Ain't Over My Nova!
  
  

  Friend of the Beavers
  
  

  Cross Fit
  
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  Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine
  
  

  Get To The Choppah
  
  

  Giggity Giggity Lets Have Sex!
  
  

  I Am McLovin
  
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  A Symbol For People With A Lisp
  
  

  Pochinki Skydiving Centre
  
  

  Shelby Brothers
  
  

  Trotters Independent Trading Co