Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  Bradley The Fastest Sideburns In The West
  
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  You Have The Right To Remain Silent
  
  

  Dark Humour Is Like Food
  
  

  DJ Headphones
  
  

  Heisenberg's Cooking Class
  

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  Pizza Percentage
  
  

  Blipz and Chitz
  
  

  Winner Winner Chicken Dinner TXT
  
  

  Home Is Where The Wifi Is
  
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  Pochinki Skydiving Centre
  
  

  Spider Smart Ass
  
  

  Average Joes Gym
  
  

  Initech
  
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  Witch Better Have My Money
  
  

  I Still Ain't Over My Nova!
  
  

  Pug Life
  
  

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