Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  My Face Or Yours?
  
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  Never Grow Up
  
  

  Who you calling a dummy?
  
  

  I'm just a poe boy and nobody loves me
  
  

  Jokes - I always punch up the F***line
  

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  Wait, What?
  
  

  My Milksnake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
  
  

  Shit Creek Survivor
  
  

  You Are Awesome - Keep That Shit Up
  
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  Worst T-Shirt Ever
  
  

  D'ya Like Dags?
  
  

  Who's a Good Boy?
  
  

  Sleep With Me. Free Breakfast
  
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  Waynestock 93
  
  

  PugCorn
  
  

  Seriouslee
  
  

  Flat Earther