Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  Don't Be A Dingbat
  
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  Broke Is The New Black
  
  

  Good girls are girls that don't get caught
  
  

  The Godfather - Genko Pura Olive Oil Co.
  
  

  I Didn't Choose Awesome It Chose Me
  

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  Clockwork
  
  

  People Think I'm Shy... But Really I Have No Interest In Talking To Idiots
  
  

  If a Man Says He'll Fix It, Then He Will
  
  

  My Dog is Butt Ski Champ
  
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  Mum Of Unicorns
  
  

  Boy That Escalated Quickly
  
  

  Dost Thou Even Hoist?
  
  

  She Loves A Good Roasting
  
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  Friend of the Beavers
  
  

  People Hate When Sentences Don't End The Way They...Squirrel!
  
  

  Christmas Pudding Boobs
  
  

  Y.O.L.O You Obviously Love Owls