Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  Lazy Is A Very Strong Word
  
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  Keepin' It Reel
  
  

  Play Hard Or Go Home
  
  

  My Valentine Is A Fictional Character
  
  

  Cattitude
  

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  You Know Nothing Of The Crunch
  
  

  The Knights Who Say Ni
  
  

  Clockwork
  
  

  Salvador Pawli
  
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  The Internet Owners Manual
  
  

  This T-Shirt Is Straight From My Floordrobe
  
  

  I Want To KI__ You
  
  

  How Stupid Can You Be?
  
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  Cheese Is The Glue That Holds My Life Together
  
  

  Pizza Percentage
  
  

  1 Day Sober
  
  

  Pop Tart