Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  Lenny White - Carl Black. Homer Hand
  
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  Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
  
  

  Ashtrays are for Fags
  
  

  Beavers 42
  
  

  Comma Chameleon
  

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  Same Shit Different Day
  
  

  The Knights Who Say Ni
  
  

  Mum?
  
  

  Home Is Where The... Wifi Connects Automatically
  
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  Hollywood Luxury Bubbles Car Wash
  
  

  Do You Lift Brother
  
  

  Grumpy Cat - Dashing Through The NO
  
  

  Stickman Banana
  
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  Gosh!
  
  

  The Most Important Part Of The Body Is The Brain. According To The Brain.
  
  

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  I Still Ain't Over My Nova!