Having trouble picking up chicks? Approach quietly from behind and crouch down. Scoop up the chick. You picked up a chick. Success! (Disclaimer: You may have to get cosmetic surgery first.)

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  Ask Me About My Father
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Being a vegetarian - it's a big missed steak!
  
  

  Gone Cow Tipping
  
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  What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Except For Bears. Bears Will Kill You.
  
  

  With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair?
  
  

  You Look Funny With Your Head Turned To The Side
  
  

  My wife gives me 100% sound advice, 99% sound, 1% advice
  
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  My Tent Or Yours?
  
  

  Get the beers in
  
  

  Getting Married (so grab it while you can)
  
  

  I Love Winter
  

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  Make Cpt Pug Not War
  
  

  I'll Stop Wearing Black When They Make A Darker Colour
  
  

  I Wish Common Sense Was More Common
  
  

  Gym Is For Life. Not Just For January.
  
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  Dino Detector
  
  

  People's Elbow
  
  

  I Can Delete Your Cookies
  
  

  Arc Reactor
  
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  Don't Make Me Put My Foot Down
  
  

  Don't Go Bacon My Heart
  
  

  The Dancing Brent Crab
  
  

  Are You Mature?