Cause they live underground that's why! Those old dingy and hairy dwarves wouldn't even know someone farted in the first place! But they make for great miners and comic relief! So let's all be glad they stay down there and only come up when they're needed! So get your fantasy humour t-shirt today!
Our unisex aprons are ideal gifts, and great for wearing for cooking, gardening, or just when you want to keep your clothes clean!
At 60cm wide, and 87cm in total length, our aprons give a great amount of coverage. Plus, the fabric ties match the colour of the garment itself.
Material: 100% cotton twill
Weight: 240gsm
We offer a choice of the following delivery services:
Orders usually arrive within 5 working days, shipped with Royal Mail within UK
If you live outside the UK, delivery time may vary. All items are shipped Airmail